(Hawt) Pants

As anyone who has ever looked at Njessi’s website knows, my Co-Tyrant is obsessed with fashion. Some people – okay, maybe just me – might even say she’s obsessed to an unhealthy degree. When 1.2 hit, I was laughing quietly to myself that while I was obsessing over my UI and Kris was trying to foist credits off on me to purchase the guild bank, Njessi was in a corner somewhere talking about sending out her idiots, cackling about CRIT and generally trying to get everyone to put in orders for new clothes. I think she wants The Snark Side to be a fashionable raiding guild.

No, really. I expect to see that as a raider requirement in the not-too-distant future.

The Snark Side seeks one tank, any class. Must be nattily dressed in the finest fashion and able to raid Fridays and Saturdays, beginning at 9:30pm EST. Please see our application if interested1.

Anyhow, it took me a while to get swept up into the whole FASHION thing, because while I enjoy poking fun at boob holsters and poop skirts, I am generally more concerned about stats than I am about how ridiculous I look.

That being said, my set bonuses are pretty much pure crap and I really hate skirts. I also really hate the way all the robes and skirts hang through the back of my speeder. It looks as though I am just hoping to catch on fire and die a horrible death2.

So I finally got around to asking Njessi about it last night and I had “samples” in the mail within the next half hour or so. When I tried them on this morning, I had to admit that I probably waited at least a week too long to muster up my interest.

Just gotta lose the banana hands

 

No fucking robe makes me happy

 

Now I just have to wait for Njessi to be able to make the versions with augment slots and do something about those gloves. Too bad I have to spend tonight’s raid looking like a Nar Shaddaa show girl.

How embarrassing.

  1. No, really. We still need a tank. Please do look us up if you’re interested. And maybe even if you aren’t.
  2. Given that I have yet to attend a single plague party, I don’t think this is the case
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4 Responses to (Hawt) Pants

  1. But remember as I said in my last blog entry on the Alvis site, augmented orange is now BiS for head, chest and pants.
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    • Alex Alex says:

      Yeah, part of my push was that you and Yngwe were jumping on the fashion train for stats purposes. I was like… even the BOYS get it.

      • Yngwe says:

        Even if stats weren’t involved, you know I would still be on the fashion train. Problem is, I actually like the looks of some of the gear that I have that cannot get mod slots. Not the tier gear mind you, that shit is fugly.

      • You and I both know if Gnoblemage could have raided in a tuxedo he would have. Btu Stats>Fashion (barely).
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